I WISH THE GOBLINS WOULD COME AND TAKE YOU AWAY!!
The lights flickered.
Great. I reached for the light switch and flicked it a few times. Nothing. Just great. My ringed tail flicked in annoyance as I raised my hand and lit a small flame. In the dim light, it occurred to me: I was the only person in here. WOAH!! Something scurried under my bed. Or not. WHAT? I spun around, the light flickered as the room suddenly burst into life, with laughter and movement! WHAT IS THIS? My window flew open, letting the large, snow white owl who had been scratching at it in. Then all I could see was just a strange flurry of noise, feathers and silk, rushing past my face. As soon as I could raise my hands to block it, everything calmed down. It was quiet. The laughter was gone, the movement stopped. All I could hear was breathing, and the beating of my heart.